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30

Aug

phantamxrose:

I live for these

hermionejg:

me: RIP msn messenger
me: sorry wrong chat

hermionejg:

me: RIP msn messenger

me: sorry wrong chat

brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

alchemymondays:

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

This post neglects to mention that the other group of ants had their legs cut in half…

alchemymondays:

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

This post neglects to mention that the other group of ants had their legs cut in half…

(Source: memewhore)

queerhawkeye:

leverage + tumblr text posts (screencaps by psssfff)

spicyshimmy:

an infinite amount of multiverses and here i am in the one where starfleet is fictional

hellisforcowards:

By Mika Kuloda. Art from the upcoming Dresden Files LARP book by Evil Hat Publication.  Based on the books by Jim Butcher.

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sosuperawesome:

Gemma Correll, on Tumblr

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curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

ladycry1066:

Lovely

ladycry1066:

Lovely

(Source: wasbella102)

I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.
words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

(Source: buckkybbarnes)

29

Aug

She hoped to be wise and reasonable in time; but alas! Alas! She must confess to herself that she was not wise yet.
Jane Austen, Persuasion  (via quoted-books)
I do think that men can forget a lost love quickly. I know that women would find it much harder.
Jane Austen, Persuasion (via quotes-shape-us)