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Jul

lucidlecter:

i-dislike-tea:

kimpossibooty:

People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.

How did it even get there

Hagrid, probably

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

Aww, thank you for lovely messages. <3 Like I said, not certain I’ve got the stomach bug, but I am definitely ready for doing my own stuff tomorrow morning and SLEEPING IN and then spending, like, an hour with a friend before I need to go home and sleep more.

Basic needs: health, sleep, to spill a dream I had about my ex, hot chocolate

kirakishou said: YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU

THANK YOU

I’m also terrified of getting the stomach bug everyone seems to be getting. Been washing my hands every moment but I’m still paranoid.

sightablebecoming:

I started rereading Protector of the Small

"Time," Salma called.

If she thought anything of the change in Kel’s appearance, she kept it to herself. Instead she pointed to yet another piece of writing: Girls Can’t Fight! Salma’s mouth twisted wryly. “What do they think their mothers do, when the lords are at war and a raiding party strikes? Stay in their solars and tat lace?”

That made Kel smile. “My aunt lit barrels of lard and had them catapulted onto Scanran ships this summer.”

"As would any delicately reared noblewoman."

beautiful

popfreakinpunk:

was this movie even real

Feeling so burned out and making so many little mistakes at work I should be picking up I’ve taken tomorrow off. Just gonna wake up under my own steam, then head into town and see a friend for coffee. Fuck yes.

I can’t accept that. I can’t accept that there was only one black woman in the entire film, who delivered one line and who we never saw again. I can’t accept that the bad guys were Asian and that although in China, Lucy’s roommate says, “I mean, who speaks Chinese? I don’t speak Chinese!” I can’t accept that in Hercules, which I also saw this weekend, there were no people of color except for Dwayne Johnson himself and his mixed-race wife, whose skin was almost alabaster. I can’t accept that she got maybe two lines and was then murdered. I can’t accept that the “primitive tribe” in Hercules consisted of dark-haired men painted heavily, blackish green, to give their skin (head-to-toe) a darker appearance, so the audience could easily differentiate between good and bad guys by the white vs. dark skin. I can’t accept that during the previews, Exodus: Gods and Kings, a story about Moses leading the Israelite slaves out of Egypt, where not a single person of color is represented, casts Sigourney Weaver and Joel Edgerton to play Egyptians. I can’t accept that in the preview for Kingsman: The Secret Service, which takes place in London, features a cast of white boys and not a single person of Indian descent, which make up the largest non-white ethnic group in London. I can’t accept that in stories about the end of the world and the apocalypse, that somehow only white people survive. I can’t accept that while my daily life is filled with black and brown women, they are completely absent, erased, when I look at a TV or movie screen.
toniotrussardi:

playstationpersuasion:

The GayStation isn’t just an old joke, it’s a real #PS4 model.

It’s a special model being auctioned off in Sweden for Stockholm Pride and god damn it I want the fucking gaystaion

toniotrussardi:

playstationpersuasion:

The GayStation isn’t just an old joke, it’s a real #PS4 model.

It’s a special model being auctioned off in Sweden for Stockholm Pride and god damn it I want the fucking gaystaion

fuckyeahofmonstersandmen:

King and Lionheart.Our edit.

frvt:

this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end

frvt:

this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end

laughhard:

This is religion in a nut shell

laughhard:

This is religion in a nut shell

I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.
Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via shehulksout)

(Source: tarntino)

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

(Source: memewhore)

The Prince of Egypt songs (in order of appearance).

(Source: mvlans)