half-sick of shadows

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

IDK about America, but if you ring 999 in the UK and you’re in a situation like that, you don’t have to say anything.
The operator will put you straight through to the police, they’ll pick up on what they hear, trace the call and send somebody over.

I thought about that, but they’ll still answer with ‘what is your emergency’, and the hypothetical murderer would hear it =/

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

paper-snow-a-ghost:

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you.
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG!

Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it

He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass

He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together

Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

I reblogged this earlier but there are thousands of you who see my posts so it’s worth putting it out there again

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

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holdasmile:

Ten Years ago; Buffy The Vampire Slayer Series Finale aired….Happy 10 Anniversary

imawanchor:

hazelandglasz:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

“No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)

A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.

If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.

Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.

You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.

The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

boosting the fuck out of this

also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it.

how fucking gross

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

forthegothicheroine:

tokyograndpa:

Ways you can tell you’re obsessed with British Isles folktales and ballads:

ship Lady Margaret and Sweet William in whatever story in whatever form

ship Janet and Tamlin that girl’s a bamf

never go swimming with anyone or go near water

either you will drown or be drowned or your lover will have drowned

if it’s been seven years your lover is dead

if your lover shows up at your door at midnight do not go with him

he is a ghost

he is a fucking dead ghost he died in the war you’ve been waiting for nothing congrats

robin hood motherfuckers yeah

trees are awesome but omg escaping into a wood is dangerous shit

your houseguest is either a ghost or the devil

their horse is also the devil

never fall in love b/c your lover will die or you will hang yourself congrats

never dally if you’re in love or engaged someone will end up dead

your siblings hate you except for when they don’t

the harp was made of her sister’s drowned bones and the strings of her hair

the bird is your dead brother

never follow the animals

always follow the animals

DEAD PEOPLE THO

NEVER HAVE A LOVER OMFG

fucking fairies also jesus christ

“Part not ye true love, you rich men then, or ne’er her heart shall beat again”

dont elope on horseback at midnight he’s lying and he’s gonna try to kill you

peasant lovers will die and take you to hell with them, knight fiancees will take your money and virginity and leave you in a wood hm just become a lesbian jesus christ

do not i repeat DO NOT AWAY TO CARTERHAUGH AND PLUCK THE TWA ROSE

but if you do make damn sure you want the d

that’s it that’s it really then you just reread all of the child ballad transcripts a dozen times and drink yourself into a stupor cheers

An exception to the first rule is that you should run from any men named “Willie” because they intend to murder their girlfriends for no reason. Or maybe that’s just in Appalachian folk ballads.

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog

forthegothicheroine:

platyboo:

Notes from fictional characters are acceptable.

(Source: korras-vagina)

(Source: say-bye-to-sanity)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(Source: jdawnb85)

Brett White, Comic Book Resources (via wandrinparakeet)

and yet men remain the most marketed demographic for just about everything.

(via ohhoechno)

I’m pretty sure the only men who spend more time thinking about DC than women on Tumblr are the men who actually work there.

(via touchofgrey37)

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.

half-sick of shadows

Fine Folk

Reblog if you want a love letter in your ask.